Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
I wouldn't mind the graffiti, but it's always the same. Drawings of nether parts, and most only know one word. I never ablute myself at witty places - the ones where they build a whole website based on the newest hilarious and avant garde scribbles of the intelligensia. Mind you, if they woz intelligensia, they wouldn't be defacing uvver folk's dunny walls, now would they?
I agree wholeheartedly, and you know sumfink Dezzie, sum of um canna even spell right, Its a little pass time of mine but i take a red marker and correct the spellings,,,but only in dunny's with music playing, cuz me marker squeaks!!!
Tell the troof. It's YOU wot squeaks, innit?
YEAH OK OK OK,,but i find a good bowlfull of prunes stops it,,,,,HEY HEY HEY,,i love the butterfly on the front page now, its refreshing,,not as good as me lemons ,,,but refreshing,,i really like the new look,, some one has been working really hard,,i would just like to say that I for one appreciate all the hard work here on this site,, well done....
Theres prob a post somewhere talking bout this but,,,Hey i,m wild and dont care... Grrrrr,,,,,.....
You larfs at tradition an' rules, hey? That's harf your appeal. The uvver harf is yer squeaks.
Fanks Dezzelldra,, you dont know how munch that meens two me...
I told you never to call me that in front of the others. They isn't supposed to know my name.
i ONLY SAID IT QUIETLY,,don't think anyone heard...
No, but they can SEE outa their ears now, CAN'T they?!!!
Oh your just bieng picky now arn't you ,,, I know a man who breaths through his ears...
I've seen people blow smoke out of their ears. That can't be good for you. And I know a lot of people who talk through their...oh, never mind.
Ha ha ha ha ha,,,go no further young lady, because you was looking hard at me while you was saying that???
Nope. *whistles guiltily*
You WAS,,,phhh,,,anyways i don't care cuz its st,patrick's day and as i also got Irish blood i can have a guinness and forget bout everyfink Ahhhhhhh....,,
I also have Irish blood - on my mother's side. But I will have a nice cup of hot chocolate and an early night. Happy hangover!
I've been off work all week. Had minor surgery on my back - local anaesthetic - but between the pain, the antibiotics and the pain killers (they made me throw up last night), I'm feeling a bit jaded. And I'm not sure I have enough sick pay to cover the time off. Still, I don't think I could have coped at work. I am not taking any pain killer tonight, unless I can't cope. The thought makes me sick now. Maybe a guiness would help, come to think of it! :)
Ahh bless you Dezzie suffering quietly there not saying a word,,Ahh come here i find a cuddle helps recovery in no time,,,,,Woow mind your back now ,,here you are BIG cuddle,,Guarantee you'll be better by morn.....Yeah,,Think your just copying me now,,Irish too,, Well here's what to do gurl,,get on a airplane to Dublin, get taxi to the Guinness factory and have a freshly poured pint of the black stuff,,oooooo000000h does it hit the spot,,I did it two years ago and ended staying a week,,cant remember much about it,,only the laffing all the time part!! Ha ha ha this Irish lad said to me ,,Hey yooo, your kinda short for a Irish man,, I said yeah i know,, Im akneemick (anemic)
Just as well you started with a cuddle, because I would have found that joke unforgiveable without it.
No, I have Welsh and Scots on my father's side, and black Irish on my mother's. Not sure of her Mum's pedigree, though. All my grandparents were dead by the time I went to school. I met two, but can remember only one. But I don't think there's any Pomgolian in there - at least not that I've been told.
Yeah i am a bit of a mixture really, all sorts all mixed up to the perfect cocktail of Meeeeeee!
They say the cross-bred dogs are the healthiest and have the best temperaments.
Yes your right,,Look at me,, Shiny hair (no bald patch) cold nose, and my temperament ,,,Well between me and you Dezzie,,I use to wag my tail but had to stop it as i got too many funny looks....OOOOOOO0000000ooooooooh my my my my,,,,,we got Strawberrys,,lovely red Strawberries on the front page,,,Now they are Good,,but not as refreshing as me lemons were,,,I mean my lemons where blooming Awesome wern't they HMmm,,,,,
Give me a lemon any day! Puts hairs on yer chest, they does. I'd show ya if I wasn't modest.
Just a quick peep has never done anyone any harm ,,,I use to know this gurl with with hairy ears once, she was a clever gurl indeed, a real party gurl she was,, she had this trick where she'd place a wallnut between the cheeks of her,, A ,. se a d t en cr k .....bloody ink ribbons run out wait there Dezzie a d i,l f n ish t l ing y o........
I don't think you should be tellin' tales like that - even if your ink ribbon done saved you. You must not disparage a lady's reputation.