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woohoo Im on the front page and the shock has sent me funny,,,,er!
1. happyture18 February 2011, 9:34 GMT +01:00
Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
746. happyture6 July 2011, 14:20 GMT +02:00
You wouldn't want to kill me,,no no,,look at me puppy dog eyes,,,@@ see you his melting :O)
748. happyture6 July 2011, 19:31 GMT +02:00
Not the soup, Ti'z nasty stuff right enough, I knew it wasn't quite right when she gave me a lead spoon to eat it with :O(
749. xymonau7 July 2011, 10:11 GMT +02:00
Followed by lead boots for your little feets...
Well, Phil, prove you're a man and drink up! It's all lies about it being bad for you. My soup is healthy and delicious.
752. happyture7 July 2011, 10:32 GMT +02:00
I said I wont tell a sole,, and Kevin's not a fish so it just slipped out in casual chat ,, sorry..
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/170348/Dover-sole
753. xymonau7 July 2011, 11:01 GMT +02:00
You can't appeal to the cyclppopedium! That's not friendship! Why, I've a good mind to give you a slappin'!
755. xymonau7 July 2011, 11:29 GMT +02:00
You've gone an' smeared yerselluf wif goose fat! How'm I gunna holdja while i slapya?
756. happyture7 July 2011, 13:14 GMT +02:00
Na,,,Juss pushed a book down the back of me pants like school days :O)
757. xymonau7 July 2011, 13:57 GMT +02:00
So is that grease drippin' off you like Niagara Falls jus' your complexshun?
762. happyture8 July 2011, 7:17 GMT +02:00
Yeah, its moulded itself to the shape of my best asset now, see, look at it there,,like two little cob loaves.
763. xymonau8 July 2011, 8:49 GMT +02:00
You scares me, Mikey. You worries me an' scares me. If your person is not bein' invaded by woodland critters, it's literature. I never met a man as complex.
764. happyture8 July 2011, 9:12 GMT +02:00
Bless you Dezzie, Tell you now gurl, if me arms waz long henough id hug yoo, bless ya little flip flops :O) Complex hindeed, thats the nicest thing that has ever bean sed to me ...
765. Gramps8 July 2011, 12:32 GMT +02:00
Gor,that urt. Tried the soup! apart from some internal bleedin, a nasty purple rash and a stomach replacement, the doc says I'll be all right in a few years. He said the only other case he had the same was some poor bloke called Jagger, damaged his lips beyond repair and made him ugly for the rest of his life. Said not to worry about the ugly bit as I was already a lost cause.
Av you finished reading that book yet Mike ( I've heard about the eyes in yer aspidestrous) only the library want it back. Some crazy lass called Dez has put in a bid of $1 Aus' and a sticky bun for it.
766. happyture8 July 2011, 14:26 GMT +02:00
Well phil, i thinked you woz smarter than wot yoo must bee, eatin Dezzie's Sooop, Sez on the tin, Not for Dumbmesstic use juss Commercial, I dunno mate,,,,,,,,,Book,,,Book,, Ahh yes i will take it back juss a few pages missing yew now, hard times and no Dunny paper...
767. xymonau9 July 2011, 10:09 GMT +02:00
You sound more Australian than I do! Watching soaps has caused you to call them dunnies? Sheesh!
Phil, are you referrin' to the book Mikey had stuck to his bum? If so, I wouldn't give a perfekly good sticky bun, or a hard-earned dollar for it. I might pay him a dollar to take it away. I'd throw in the sticky bun if it was FAR away.
Phil, you must be mistaken. My soup has never did that to no-one an' I tole the judge that larst time. An' the time before. An if you go spreadin' fiktishus roomers about me on the world wide web, I shall have you sent a rather nasty letter by my brief. An' he;s good. I never dun time yet.
Mikey, do you want to borrer a doller for - er - you know - terlet paper?
768. happyture9 July 2011, 10:33 GMT +02:00
Why thank you dezzie, but the rains stopped and the old paper is blowing on the washing nicely in the wind, like ive said beefour recycle recycle recycle :O)
