Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
OK OK,,,smarty pants, i panted me gums white,,,what you think,, impressive or what :O)
An overweight man with painted gums. Well, what do you reckon I think?
Huh, an i was juss getting to like talkin to yoo as well.........
You arksed, an' I woz merely respondin' to information wot you gived me previoussly. I has not mentioned that I would kill to be only two stone overweight, has I? Nor has I menshunned that my hair is really painted on.
Ha ha ha,, I wounder if its the doughnuts, but i only eat the holes :O(
I just finished my assigments! The quality was awful, but I kind of fell over the line. I still have the interview with the lecturer on Wednesday. I haven't added the things I was supposed to, like the annual budget and a health and safety assessment. nevertheless, I can't do any more. I've already told my boss that if he hears me asking to do any more study, he's to kill me.
I know its nice to keep the old grey matter busy dezzie, but i think your spose to stop when it starts smouldering ??
Oh, it's actually gone. I'm operating on grey mush these days. Couldn't get a spark nor a smoulder outa me now, ol' boy!
PORKIES,,,tellin porkies again,,,you dont get diplomas with grey mush,,,err err sorry....clever clog's.. :O)
Well, I DID get one with grey mush, so there! Still, it's the only mush I have, and I need to look after it. Senility doesn't look like a whole lot of fun.
Why not just say old age, id know what you mean then, your as old as you feel, when you stop feeling is that your too old.. Its strange init dezzie, don't matter how old you get your mind is still young,, pass me another bubble gum....
I think I stopped at about 40. I am constantly astonished when i look in the mirror that this old woman is staring back. It is an occasional shock to see how much I've aged. I have become a lot slower in my life. I can sit in a chair and just sit. I like music I would once have crawled over broken glass to avoid. And I can't cope with bad news like I once could. Although I'm still strong, I find it harder to be so.
But I love silliness and to act like a kid sometimes (when I have the energy!). We get old so young, really.
Perfect,,We get old so young....I like that... i think its good to stay mentally young, keeping the mind alive and kicking, i try to keep active also which is difficult sometimes but i still do it, walk as much as possible, i have to because these bloody gurls take all the cars, without a second thought may i just add :O)
Women! Nothing but trouble!
Tell me bout it,,what's mine is ours what's hers is her own :O( well she can forget me cleaning the car any more....unless she polishes my boots first...
You tell 'er, Mikey! You be a man. Stan' up to that she-devvil!
I will Dezzie, i'll sort her out, once ive finished the washing up....
Don't forget to take out the rubbish. That always shows a woman her place.
Already done, as soon as ive finished mopping the floor and feeding the cat,,oh the windows too .....
Quakin' in 'er boots, she muss be! You knows how to terrierfy a woman, an' thass the troof.
She is,,i,ll wake her up in a minute and sort her out...
OOH! I wish I 'ad a mean son-of-a-gun like you to push me around!
Ha ha,, that made my choke on me coffee....
Sorry! I diddent mean it! I diddent mean to choke you! PLEASE don't clean my bathroom! PLEASE!!!