Thanks, could of warned me though, as the shock has made me go all Funny-er than normal... :o)
I has pointy teefs, long black hairs an' a very pale skin. Is you feelin' worried yet?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I JUST BROKE A MIRROR 7 YEARS BAD LUCK,,,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO!
It's dark, so heye can come hout. Want me to come hout, Mikey? I gotta pretty silken cape an' all.
Yeah if's yoo wants two,, nice nite four a stroll init ...
Why are yoo wearin' a turtleneck, Mikey? I don't like turtlenecks. They taste funny.
Dezzie,,,if there's one thing i cant stand is turtlesnecks, cant stand anything around my neck, ropes,nooses, hands all have a funny effect on me nerves...
Pointy teefs?
NO, dun like pointy teefs, luvbites, nuffink like that,, gives me the willys in me tummy!!!!
Can wear a gold necklace though :O)
Hmm. So vampires don't stand a chance, do they? Hmm. I might get another hobby...
Bloods all dried up,,Tax mans had me last drop, Bladdy vampires them buggers are ,,,,,
Tax men are the epitome of evil.
Make a grown man cry with one swipe of his credit card....EVIL....EVIL.....EEEEVIL THEY IS!!
They messed me around big time a while back. The joke is that they have the discretion to let people off from their tax debts. And they do, but only the multi-millionaires.
Thats right dezzie and they'll hunt us down like dogs if you owe them a $, lets change the subject before i make myself sick...
Yes. Let's talk about legumes. What do you know about legumes, Mikey?
Their connected to your hipums aren't they,,correct me if im wrong which i never ham!!!
Kereck! You know stuff, donchoo?
Har yoo widely red?
Well,,i thinks there is a bit of infection there yes, redness started on me toe an worked up...do you think i need Oinkment for it!!
Hat lease! Possombubbly a hincheckshun.
Cant stand needulls even though i was a tattooist :O)
I don't enjoy them, but I guess I can stand them. Try having local anaesthetic injected into that sensitive bit under the top half of your arm. That brings tears to the eyes.
Thats horrible,, i think they just like inflicting pain :O(
Well, without them, we might die of dreadful things, so the alternative is not worth it. But if you decide to tolerate something, it's amazing how much pain you can endure.