Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
3 star? Not on yor nelly. I stays in 4 star honly. I'm startin' to rethink this foray. Can you send the victims over here? Tell 'em they's havin' a holiday. I'll trounce 'em at the hairport. In the carpark.
Mmmm, Sounds suspishilly like you has done this before,,,,??
Hey Deezzie could you answer me this simple question, How long have we been able to upload images with our initials on the bottom of them??
I saw that and we can't. It has been noted. The person probably didn't know the rules and the approver must have missed it.
But they're nice photos.
They are very nice Photo's Dezzie, and he seems a very nice person too, I was just wondering Cuz you know me, Not one for causing trouble or Now't :O)
Never a dobber, no, notchoo!
Now, I want the names an' addresses of the people I have been hired to wallop.
I'll secret message you Dezzie :O) Morse code on your pipe work ready :O)
Well, thank you very much! You coulda toled me before. I paid a plumber an' he was here ALL DAY tryin' to find the source of the knockin'!
See, wasted me time tappin din i , so i'll tell you, its that fella with a squint, and the other one walks with a limp you know the one's im on a bout dunya??
Yup. They better not cross the road at night, is all I'll say.
Why, is your driving really bad?
Yes, that's it! *winks* I am a poor driver an' it was a haxident, your honour.
That should work an remember to smile when you sez it OK ...
Hmmm. You woodent be tryin' to get me into strife, woodjoo? I don't think judges like grinners. Or is Pomgolians different?
...I mean, MORE different.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee never, Different over here, they like you to talk polite and grin like the Cheshire cat, and remember this tip, police here like to be called Porkers OK you got that, but do remember to smile while saying it :O)
Yes, they love being called "pigs" here, and "wallopers". Why donchoo come here for a visit an' I'll take you to a cop station an' you can prove my theory.
Yes what a wonderful highdear i just printed me passport and muny's i think the bus leaves at 5 past :O)
Flippin' buses never arrive on time. Trust you to take a flippin' bus! I could be waitin' for days!
I know,I know, but when you've only got 12 shillings and sixpence apeny to your name this is the only transport you can have :O)
Muss be a old bus, then. Well, I'll take me sleepin' bag an' meet it. Butchore walkin' back to my place. On account of your sittin' still for so long.
I'll be the tall leggy blonde in the short skirt. Come up an' plant one on me. I luv sprises. No, seriously. I woodent lie to you juss to get you in trubble.
Ha ha, see yoo is fooling with me again aren't you , aren't you Dezzie,,dezzie, Fooling Arne't you??????
No. I is beeyootiful, as true as the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Them peoples talk with fork tongues i av seen the film, so thats not sayin much hizzit :O(
Well, no, itizzent. But I'll be at the bus stop, ennyway. Wear a white carnation.