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No,,She done that with her toe nails, ide show you a picture but if your eating!!!!
Hyme not heating, but hyme cooking. I can brace meselluf. Go ahead.
No, i better not show you her feet aint a pretty sight :O(
Did you inherit her hugly feets?
No, i have sum of the slinkiest stinkies you ever did see, no odour low taste feets!!
How do you know how they tastes? Oh, I forgetted. When you bites your nails.
I have nice-ish feets. Well, now that I'm old and growing some Frankenstein nails they might give your Ma a run fer her munny. I have very small feets. Too small for my height. And horrible little stumpy fingers. No hand modelling for me!
Dear me! See what happens when you suck your thumb and fingers too hard?
No, it was the crocodiles. This place is crawlin' wiffem.
Make good pets,,got a few in the London sewers so they say, i think its juss lost teefs...
Ahem. There is a slight difference between a set of dentures - even ones made in Pomgolia - an a flamin' CROCODILE!!!
WHY,,,folk have sed i have a smile like a crocodile :O)
These would be Pomgolian folk whose oney contact wif a real live crocodile is watchin' dentures float through the sewers?
Oh i can see you are in a anti Pomgolian mood today, and so near Christmas too, cuz you know we Pomgolian's hinvented Christmas, yeah years ago,,before jeebus was born i think,,
Well, that's almost true. December 25 was being celebrated all over the place before Jesus was born. He wasn't born then as the shepherds were out on the hills. They didn't do that in winter, because there was snow there. The most recent deity to have Dec 25 as his birthday was Mithra. It was the feast of Saturnalia as well as many other things. It isn't a holy day, but it doesn't hurt to celebrate the good things about it.
Yeah,,,I celebrate the Simla,,,,lovely Indian restaurant in a little town called Oswestry...full of nom nom noms and all done to perfection,,tell you, the chefs a god in his own right, his chicken bahoona' is a joy to behold...
I don't mind Indian food, but I prefer Chinese.
There used to be a noodle place in Holland Park in Brisbane that did a peanut sate to perfection. Oh, I loved that stuff! Sadly, it changed hands, and the new owners had no niceness about their cooking. I never went back after I tasted theirs.
I cant eat nuts, have a nasty effect on me, last time i ate a sesame seed bar i ended up in hospital on drips n all sorts so i leave them well alone now .
Wow! How about other grains?
No, cant do um, i did ask bout tomato and they said thats ok,,not even strawberry's, boring init!!!
I don't feel so limited with my diet, then. You must have to be careful and read labels like I have to.
I Do, yeah no peanuts, nuffink, cant eat um at all, never ever...
Ah, well, as long as we can find something to fill our bellies, we're still better off than most of the planet.
Well,,its 10.05 pm sat night, and im cooking the turkey,,so i,ll fill my belly tomorrow but sadly not on turkey, as i cant eat that neither!!!
I have never cooked a turkey in my life. Never will, either - unless life takes a bizarre twist! I always associate xmas with chicken. And these days a nice cold lunch is perfect. Tradition just has to yield to the weather. Anyway, I'm on my own, so I am having a delicious fruit breakfast, and then I'll dig out a veggie roast and after I fire up the air conditioner, I might bake some veges. We'll see. I had some lollies yesterday and regretted them. They make me feel crook. I might make a soy custard to go with breakfast. Or I might go back to bed. Decisions!