Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
Oh, no! Deaf AND cheeky. A deadly combination!
Well, clearly the Antipodeans show their vast superiority as always. I win. You may present me with the prize whenever it suits.
Suits? I didn't know we had a dress code in here.
You always have to dress for the cold in here. No warmth of human kindness.
Winner here,,so go home an sulk all of ya's,,,,
Silence iz golden,,golden,,,mmm,mmm,mmm, la,la,la....
That's 'cause you is being ignored. You and all the losers. By me. The winner.
Amsterdam Zoo 'Artis' lost it's 50 year old hippo last month due to old age I guess and now they have it stuffed for display.
It saves them tons of food and droppings and people stand in line to see it. Some sort of eco-tourism ;-) Now who is the odd species?
Fun? I don't know but I thought it was worth mentioning.
If I don't win can I at least get an ice cream?
Oh, all right, but it's going to cost me a lot to post from here!
In Melbourne museum they have a stuffed horse - Phar Lap. He won a Melbourne Cup and was purchased by Americans and taken there (in the 1930s). Someone poisoned him, and so they brought his body back and stuffed it, and he's a really popular display at the museum.
Since I win this game, I guess the least I can do is buy everyone an ice cream.
Well as long as I'm not stuffed and put on display.......
Did I win now?
We'll only stuff you if someone poisons you like Phar Lap. Since I am desperate to win, I can't make any promises!
Consider yerselfs all well and truly stuffed coz I iz a winna! The winna!
Sure about that?
Bwahahahaha. You are all soo cute. Thinking you won and all. How precious.
Well, I am very precious. My mother was right. And I am the winner.
Well dezzie flower, you iz semi precious to me, coz i iz golden, and i wins everyfink,,,,always.....
Then why can't you win this, Mikey? Has you been sick?
Twould be a matter of opinion. Usually the sickest ones think they're perfectly sane... I mean healthy.
Bloody HEY! HEY,HEY,HEY,BLOODY HEY,,,, now look you ere http://www.rgbstock.com/user/dragonariaes You iz in not so many wurds sayin that i iz hinsane, Well madam i would just like to point my finger in ya eye,,No not that, I would just like to point out that i am indeed as sane as the next person, the judge and jury where all related i,m sure,,,they all had the same shaped head,,,you know sort of roundish,,,with hair on top of it .... had em sussed as soon as they took the jacket offa me!
But you have to admit they got it back on in record time. Only the judge said you is insane, Mikey. We dinnut say nuffin. An all judges an juries is related. I fort you knowed. The judge is the boy an' the jury is the girl an' she is always callin him "Mr Judge" an' hittin' him over the head wif a club an he call her "Judy".
Errr, I was just starting to worry bout yout then Dezmerellda,,,then it all came flooding back, i waz at the seaside, cuz that's wot we call it here in UKland, I waz about 4 years old and in the distance i could here someone shouting that's the way to do it,,Naughty,naughty,naughty, it was all in a very piercing nasal squeal, I thought it waz Ma, but no she waz fast asleep with half a gherkin floating about in her mouth, then i spied it T'was punch and judy,,,the most insane thing i have ever seens in me life,,,it terrified me,,,and still hate it now..So thanks for reminding me dezzie,,
Judge and jury, Punch and Judy - same fing. Even gots a offspring - Judge Judy.
Yeah, I used to watch her in her caughtroom but waz too upsetting for one to watch, so now i dont...
And that is possibly another reason that you lose. Your nerve ain't up to it, Mikey, lad.